So Zeus runs the slots now? I thought Odin was just here for free bets… turns out he’s using my grandfather’s lost relic as a payout algorithm. Tier 3? More like ‘I bet my last spin at age 17 after losing my soul to Ares.’ Meanwhile, Athena’s INFO tab is just a pop-up ad for your bankroll — and it’s still empty. Bottom line: If you think RNG is fair… you’re playing against gods who monetize your hopes while laughing at your own ruin. Spin again? Or just go forth… and may the Fibonacci smile upon you.